As I searched around on the Internet, I eventually ended up passing by a few pornographic sites, not uncommon All over this particular site I saw ads hung up on the sides and lined along the top for the Facebook of Sex and for Sex book! What a awesome idea! I wanted to join! I’ve already been taken advantage sexually by many women in the past, here was my chance to do it again! However, it was not actually called facebook of sex.

Now most of these girls are hard core sluts but, who isn’t these days other than the girl you meet in the chat room who won’t show her tits or the girl at the mall. See that’s not where you find them. You find these girls at work and on online dating sites. Most girls I have banned have been from work, in fact, most of my co-workers seem to have banged the same girl. The other grip of girls I meet are all online.

Most of these girls get slammed with emails from all kinds of guys so the trick is simple. For every email you send out, you increase your odds of getting laid. I send out about 20 emails and usually one writes back and is interested. yeah it takes time but hey, I can do 20 emails on Friday and get laid the next day!

Ok, back to this so called Facebook of sex

Who doesn’t already check the Facebook (or MySpace if you’re an old geezer) page of your new girlfriend, boyfriend, fuck buddy or—most importantly—the girl you want to be your new fuck buddy?

You find out some important information. The minute I see some stupid quotes about saving the earth or global warming on a girl’s page, I know they’re mostly retarded, and reserve them for nights I want to get drunk, not think, and still get laid. Because stupid girls generally have more sex than smart girls.

Now, with Sexbook, you could figure out your sexual partner’s favorite positions. Not that I really care, because I like all of them except for the complicated shit. Does she hate to give head? How many painful breakups could have been prevented if you knew that before you started macking on some uppity skank? As I’ve sort of stated, I don’t really give a shit about a girl’s sexual history. As long as she hasn’t worked as an “athletic trainer” for a football team or something, I really don’t want to know. But I do want to know if she is a talker. I don’t care if she tells her friends about our my large cock in her mouth (there’s the dirty talking girls, who say, “Oh my God you fuck me so fucking awesomely”), but there are a lot of girls who just can’t fucking shut up, even when you’re fucking them. Guys, you know what I’m talking about. You’re pumping away and instead of hearing your friends congratulating you in the background, your auditory system is overloaded with, “Katie and Sarah bought us some pajamas, ‘But I wanted to buy the soooo-cute yellow ducky shirt.’ Oh, can you spank my ass a few times. Do you like my hair like this, or should I stick it up. Speaking of stick up, can you stuff a finger or two in my asshole?

So in short, join one of these dating sites and get rid of all the bullshit and do what we were all supposed to do and fuck.

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