Sometimes it can be hard to get a good piece of ass… and if it’s not good, you had to pay out your ass for it and drive all over hell finding the incall. Well if you’re like me, you’re not always up for that.

Check out cams.com! You can signup for free without a credit card, browse and talk to all the bitches. If you want to get them to spread their pussy and do exactly what you tell them then you have to pay but not a ton. If the girl won’t listen to you or do what you want then you can get rid of her unlike the escort you have already paid.

Yet another sex tape hits the market. It seems these sex tapes roll out about every other week! The Real Housewife of New Jersey does not mind all of the attention she is getting and is not making a big fuss out of it like Kendra Wilkinson was. However that’s not what we all care about. See the tape is what we all want. You can get it on bit torrent from sites like scrape torrent or just get it here. However… In my opinion, it is not worth purchasing it. If you want an easy way out you can get it on gogousenet and get a lot more sex tape videos and pics for less than $12.

As I searched around on the Internet, I eventually ended up passing by a few pornographic sites, not uncommon All over this particular site I saw ads hung up on the sides and lined along the top for the Facebook of Sex and for Sex book! What a awesome idea! I wanted to join! I’ve already been taken advantage sexually by many women in the past, here was my chance to do it again! However, it was not actually called facebook of sex.

Now most of these girls are hard core sluts but, who isn’t these days other than the girl you meet in the chat room who won’t show her tits or the girl at the mall. See that’s not where you find them. You find these girls at work and on online dating sites. Most girls I have banned have been from work, in fact, most of my co-workers seem to have banged the same girl. The other grip of girls I meet are all online.

Most of these girls get slammed with emails from all kinds of guys so the trick is simple. For every email you send out, you increase your odds of getting laid. I send out about 20 emails and usually one writes back and is interested. yeah it takes time but hey, I can do 20 emails on Friday and get laid the next day!

Ok, back to this so called Facebook of sex

Who doesn’t already check the Facebook (or MySpace if you’re an old geezer) page of your new girlfriend, boyfriend, fuck buddy or—most importantly—the girl you want to be your new fuck buddy?

You find out some important information. The minute I see some stupid quotes about saving the earth or global warming on a girl’s page, I know they’re mostly retarded, and reserve them for nights I want to get drunk, not think, and still get laid. Because stupid girls generally have more sex than smart girls.

Now, with Sexbook, you could figure out your sexual partner’s favorite positions. Not that I really care, because I like all of them except for the complicated shit. Does she hate to give head? How many painful breakups could have been prevented if you knew that before you started macking on some uppity skank? As I’ve sort of stated, I don’t really give a shit about a girl’s sexual history. As long as she hasn’t worked as an “athletic trainer” for a football team or something, I really don’t want to know. But I do want to know if she is a talker. I don’t care if she tells her friends about our my large cock in her mouth (there’s the dirty talking girls, who say, “Oh my God you fuck me so fucking awesomely”), but there are a lot of girls who just can’t fucking shut up, even when you’re fucking them. Guys, you know what I’m talking about. You’re pumping away and instead of hearing your friends congratulating you in the background, your auditory system is overloaded with, “Katie and Sarah bought us some pajamas, ‘But I wanted to buy the soooo-cute yellow ducky shirt.’ Oh, can you spank my ass a few times. Do you like my hair like this, or should I stick it up. Speaking of stick up, can you stuff a finger or two in my asshole?

So in short, join one of these dating sites and get rid of all the bullshit and do what we were all supposed to do and fuck.

Kendra Wilkinson say’s “Of course we had sex like every couple does and every now and then we would videotape it. There’s a lot of couples who do that”. Well, that’s what happens when you let guys take video of you! You did think this was ever going to leak Kendra? But hey, let’s not tell all the girls its a bad idea. Then I could never get girls on AFF to strip and suck on camera.

I personally have a few videos of girls that I have met on sites like GetItOn Which is truly like the facebook of sex. You can signup for free… meet a local girl and film her on like the second date. However it is a lot easier to use a screen recorder like camtasia and record the girls on Cam.com and you tell them things like “Spread your legs”, “I want to see you do it doggy style”, and “Put that toy inside your or your fingers”.

Anyways, check out the video I pulled off Gogousenet

According to the Metro UK, a 23 year old girl named Lauren Michaels, created a Facebook group called “I Need Sex” and soon enough 100 men had registered for the group. Laura proceeded to have sex with 50 of them. Evidently this girl posted her name publicly and was not ashamed of her sexual desires. One of the more entertaining components of the article was the following picture that was displayed in the sidebar:

Apparently Lauren Michael was open to an interview with the news outlet and said that some people may look down on her for her promiscuous behavior but she doesn’t see it that way. “I was satisfying my own desires by setting up the group.”

Since the wild Lauren Michaels sex fest took place, Facebook has removed her page. Honestly, I don’t think it’s a violation of the law. I mean there are thousands of escorts here on bitchesofcraigslist and they fuck 10 times as many girls as this one. She is only outcasted because she provided her name and message in a non escort type forum… Facebook.

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Now there is a movie out and it’s all about escorts. I have not had a chance to see it but I did watch the trailer. It seems a little more Hollywood then in real life but hey, its got tits and it’s about your favorite hobby, finding escorts and hooking up with them. The movie, Girlfriend Experience hit theaters in France on July 8th. It is playing in select theaters in some major cities in the US however, I would not expect to see much more from this film until it hits the shelves despite its good reviews. Check out the trailer below:

You may have heard about the Italian scandal in which the Prime Minister, Berlusconi had paid for escort services. It was one of these escorts that had a tape recorder and took pics from her phone. Berlusconi’s wife filled for divorce shortly thereafter.

Most of the news is in Italian however, here is a good cap of the escort scandal on YouTube. It starts out with Italian then leads into an English translation of the conversation with the escort.

Visiting Escorts and using escort services is only the beginning of the long list of corruption by the Berlusconi administration and himself. A quick background shows Berlusconi has been voted prime minister for many consecutive elections despite all of the stupid mistakes he makes and all of the corruption that has been casted through the government.

Reasons? Its quite simple, Berlusconi owns most major TV stations and newspapers in Italy hence this media attention does not shine negatively upon him. I wonder, has Berlusconi used bitchesofcraigslist to find his escorts?

Gordon Ramsay’s recent episode of The F Word received many complaints from bitches and pussy haters after it featured a new energy drink called Pussy.

The chef and guest Graham Norton, who is notorious for shit talkin during his cooking show, discussed the beverage on last night’s show. During the segment, Norton said: “It’s got some natural energy in the Pussy…go on…taste your Pussy.” He later added: “Do you like the Pussy, was that good?”

Apparently this episode sparked a lot of complaints as noted by Digital Spy. Well have you seen his show? There are way worse things he says. Is PUSSY the type of shit people complain about… pussy? Come on! I bet they couldn’t complain if someone put a fat hairy cock in their mouth. The name Energy Pussy sounds great but I think it tastes like a crack whores sniz if you ask me.

There is a good chance that you are reading this article because you are considering hiring an Escort for companionship. Hiring an Escort is an opportunity for you to meet beautiful women that want to be your fantasy lover! No matter what you look like, how smart you are, or what type of car you drive you can have the company of any woman you want, anytime, anywhere! All you have to be is a Gentleman and generous with your wallet. Yes in all honesty a woman loves to be showered with money and gifts. It’s as old as the hills!

This article will show you the finer points of Escorting and help you to arrange the date of your dreams! You will need a fair bit of cash but if you follow my advice you will never get ripped off and you will have a night to remember!

I would like you to know that you can trust my advice. I own and operate a companion/escort referral service in Palm Springs, CA. I have found Escorting to be both rewarding and fun but only when I observe certain rules and my clients do likewise.

NOW imagine how surrounding yourself with beautiful women will enhance your life!

The first thing you need to do is check out what is available in your area. If you are from Chicago then select the Chicago escorts from the right hand side

Check out some posts and make sure you read everything. You don’t want to be wasting your potential dates time by asking questions that could have been answered on her post. You will find on some sites that some ladies call themselves ‘Independent’ and some work for an Agency. I recommend you stick with the ladies that are Independent.

Independents can be more flexible with you. They can negotiate different prices. They generally are not ‘Clock Watchers’ and you will get more bang for your buck.

Independent ladies are not ‘cheaper’ then the agencies; its just that the Independents see ALL of the money, and agency girls see very little of the initial fee you agreed to on the phone. Often the agency will take 100% of the fee and you are stuck there with a date that has just taken your money and wont do a thing! Now you have to renegotiate to have any fun!

You can be tricked by an agency into thinking all kinds of things about what you are getting. With an Independent you can talk to her on the phone. An agency won’t let you do that. Agencies also place ads that are misleading causing you to believe you are calling an independent when you are not.

How do you cut though all the BS, connect with a real Independent, and not get yourself burned? After you have checked out the escorts in your area, I suggest you read reviews.

You can read reviews by other gentlemen that have actually visited the escort you are considering. Also the ladies will probably trust you a bit more if say you found them on a review board. You will then have a head start on your date. Trust is a very important issue for these ladies and you need to know how to create that trust and not blow it before you are completely satisfied.

So now you have found a potential escort and you are ready to make the call. When she answers speak clearly and intelligently. If you mumble, talk while you are extremely intoxicated, or use profanity you will instantly turn the escort off. No escort likes to here the words hooker, whore or prostitute and they WILL take offense to it. Money may be a big turn on for these women but so are simple old-fashioned manners.

The escort will ask you questions about who you are and where you are from, maybe what you do for a living. Answer these questions and use your real name. She may ask you for ID when you meet. You don’t need to worry about this, as an Independent Escort probably wants to be as discreet as you. These questions are for her security and remember the more she can trust you the better the time you will have. You don’t want to blow it!

Let her talk – each lady has her own way of getting to know you. She may tell you a flat out price or wait for you to ask; either way don’t try to ask her anything as blatant as ‘How much for a blow job?” I will guarantee she will hang up on you. Remember the trust issue. You can’t honestly expect someone to say “Fifty bucks for a BJ!” over the phone when such a statement could land a girl in jail!

Make sure you know how the escort wants to receive payment and when you meet her honor her request. Some want it in an envelope on the dresser; some will take it from your hand. It’s up to her. Just get the money out of the way as fast as you can! You both will relax. Offer her a drink, room service, and if you are really smart you will have gotten her a small gift. The best are gift certificates, flowers, Massage Lotions, Lingerie. Your escort will appreciate the extra touch and effort.

From this point on I can only suggest that you let the escort lead the way. Since you have done some research you will probably have chosen a professional and beautiful woman and you will have avoided the pitfalls of doing this without any knowledge… I know you will have the time of you life! Enjoy and always be safe. Take care and have fun!